1 in 50 people...

49 out of 50 find commercial air travel painful. My being on the road funds my chiropractor’s boat payments.

At least in my own plane I don't lose my own luggage, and usually arrive on time.
 
Does at the airport count? That’s where I met my wife.
 
Dated a girl that I met,on a cross country flight to California. Was fun for a while.
 
Dated a girl that I met,on a cross country flight to California. Was fun for a while.

Until....?

A. She went cray cray
B. Your wife found out
C. Your other girlfriend found out
D. Her husband found out
E. Her other boyfriend found out
F. Your blow up doll arrived in the mail
G. All of the above
 
Before I got married no female ever wanted to talk to me on a commercial airliner. After I got married they all did. I must smell different, or something.
 
My primary CFI told me night flight was a sure fire way into a girl's pants.

I was 18 he was 21. I was clueless. I thought he was such a warped perv . . . Ahhh to go back in time.

Night flight (flight in general) never worked for me.
 
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