Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

Ryanb said:
The skeleton one got me! Never heard of Grateful Dead.
<———Millennial.
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Def Leopard was just a little too new for me. I'm pretty good with rock up til about the mid '70s.
 
Half Fast said:
f they wanted Two Doors Down the doors would have been lying down or opened into a downward staircase or something.
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If they wanted the doors-down band there would have been 3 doors. :rolleyes:

Nauga,
and his band aide
 
I thought to make things easy for everyone to remember I would make “#metoo” the phone extension of our HR sexual harassment complaints hotline.

How was I supposed to know that on a phone, the “#” key isn’t called “hashtag” ?
 
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Three men were discussing aging at the nursing home.
“Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60-year-old. You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!”
“Ah, that’s nothin’,” said the 70-year-old. “When you’re seventy, you can’t even crap anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothin’ comes out!”
“Actually,” said the 80-year-old, “Eighty is the worst age of all.”
“Do you have trouble peeing too?” asked the 60-year-old.
“No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all.”
“Do you have trouble crapping?”
“No, I crap every morning at 6:30.”
With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, “Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what’s so tough about being 80?”
“I don’t wake up until 7:00.”
 
There once was a singer of old,
Who then broke away from the fold,
He won't give you up,
He won't let you down,
In a word you've been limerick-rolled.
 
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