The pooper....

[Rushie]

Poop.

Tee hee. He said poop.

 

[CC268]

 

[Zeldman]

Corn-holio!!!!

(wow, this brings back memories!)

Yeah, bad memories....

 

[wsuffa]

Does she do it every time she gets the runs?

 

[mscard88]

Does she do it every time she gets the runs?

Think every time she eats at Taco Bell.

 

[Hank S]

Think every time she eats at Taco Bell.

It's the fiber in those refried beans . . ..

 

[Zeldman]

Don't be talking trash about Taco Bell. I am the picture of health because of Taco Bell...

Oh wait.....

 

[mscard88]

Don't be talking trash about Taco Bell. I am the picture of health because of Taco Bell...

Oh wait.....

Actually some of their stuff is healthier than most burger joints. Back to celery and carrots for you Zeldman, noooo taco for you!

 

[SkyDog58]

Actually some of their stuff is healthier than most burger joints. Back to celery and carrots for you Zeldman, noooo taco for you!

There's always fish tacos.

 

[mscard88]

There's always fish tacos.

Gawd I love those, not Taco Bell (if they even have them) but at a couple local restaurants.

 

[Matthew]

Think every time she eats at Taco Bell.

Making a run for the border?

 

[wsuffa]

Making a run for the border?

Or making a run for the porta-

 

[Matthew]

She dropped the chalupa.

 

[paflyer]

Gold smuggler caught following notice of his “suspicious movements”.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...ed-smuggle-1kg-gold-in-rectum-colombo-airport

 

[Cooter]

Well it seems it's not a woman at all, and all the sudden the story makes much more sense. Once again we are confronted with the evidence that make-up, hair and a name change do not a woman make.

 

[coach]

Well I guess that this type of behavior might not be that uncommon. Hopefully isolated incidents, but still troubling
http://kron4.com/2017/09/28/only-on...one-to-the-bathroom-multiple-times-in-trains/

 

[Skyrys62]

 

[wsuffa]

Poop.

Poop upside down is boob.

 

[Stingray Don]

Poop upside down is boob.

More like qooq. Not sure what that means.

 

[Sac Arrow]

Well it seems it's not a woman at all, and all the sudden the story makes much more sense. Once again we are confronted with the evidence that make-up, hair and a name change do not a woman make.

Is there a link to the story?

 

[Cooter]

Is there a link to the story?

https://www.google.com/amp/www.foxn...poopers-spokesman-tries-to-clear-air.amp.html

Pooping in someone's yard is free speech!! So all you haters need to back off and respect the constitution.

 

[Sac Arrow]

https://www.google.com/amp/www.foxn...poopers-spokesman-tries-to-clear-air.amp.html

Pooping in someone's yard is free speech!! So all you haters need to back off and respect the constitution.

Certainly, it would be talking out one's azz.

 

[mscard88]

https://www.google.com/amp/www.foxn...poopers-spokesman-tries-to-clear-air.amp.html

Pooping in someone's yard is free speech!! So all you haters need to back off and respect the constitution.

Is the morning (constitution) one you're talking about?

 

[Cooter]

Is the morning (constitution) one you're talking about?

Evidently this person has a regular constitution many people would envy.

 

[N659HB]

This thread is still alive?

 

[Cooter]

This thread is still alive?

Threads don't die an easy death on POA.

 

[N659HB]

Threads don't die an easy death on POA.

Yeah. Frequent necro posts as well.

At least it's entertaining.

 

[mscard88]

Evidently this person has a regular constitution many people would envy.

Oh I am. Almost can set a clock. TMI?

 

[Cooter]

Oh I am. Almost can set a clock. TMI?

I was referring to the mad pooper in the OP. But it's good to know that things run on schedule for you.

My wife used to help care for older people and she said that in older age, the world seems to revolve around bowel movements. Joy and angst seem captive to regularity.

 

[Skyrys62]

I bet that crazybitch has more skid marks than a runway.

 

[Matthew]

What if it isn't a mad pooper, just a slightly annoyed pooper?

 

[BigBadLou]

Threads don't die an easy death on POA.

Especially if they appeal to the general populace by containing feces in any form. That's the best bait.
(you know, they say you can catch more flies with honey but they forget that you can catch even more with #2 )