Dave Theisen
En-Route
Clearly, this was his childhood home and he just wanted to see his old room one more time.
From a cop's perspective, one of three things:
1) He's coming back for the wheels off the truck
2) He's coming back for the truck
3) He's looking to kick in your back door
He ain't no encyclopedia salesman
Note to the younger crowd: encyclopedias we big volumes of books with lots of information in them, sometimes sold door to door. Kinda like the internet, but heavier
Note to the younger crowd: encyclopedias we big volumes of books with lots of information in them, sometimes sold door to door. Kinda like the internet, but heavier
My brother used to have a doberman that didn't bark. He was actually a very, very good guard dog and terrific family dog. We all imagined if anybody ever managed to get in the house, the first sign the intruder would have of that dog would be when he noticed his leg was missing.
Maybe he's future Jesse coming to tell him ... "Don't get in that time machine, no matter how cool it looks."
They also had a miniature pinscher. When my nephew was born they'd set his little carrier on the couch and tell the Dobie, "watch the baby!" He'd park himself by the couch on guard. If the min-pin got too close, the big Dobie wouid pick it up in its mouth, carry it across the room, then return to his post. The Rottweiler they also had at the same would just slobber you to death.That's how my Akita was. All bite and no bark. Would tear you to shreds. Meanwhile the Rottweiler would bark up a good show and then show you where the cookies were so you could give him one.
That's how my Akita was. All bite and no bark. Would tear you to shreds. Meanwhile the Rottweiler would bark up a good show and then show you where the cookies were so you could give him one.
I like how the cane changed hands along with the limp changing legs. He has worked at his disability.
That is our big dog, an Akita. I call her "the hog dog" because she weighs in at 130-135. She is very protective of my mother. If my mom goes into the other room without the hog dog realizing it, she will make a sort of guttural growl and searches the house until she finds my mom. She has had a little guard dog training and it terrifies me to think what she would do to someone that is up to no good.