Checkride dress code

Checkride underwear

  • Commando

    Votes: 18 28.6%
  • Tighty Whities

    Votes: 6 9.5%
  • Boxers

    Votes: 12 19.0%
  • Boxer brief

    Votes: 10 15.9%
  • Commando

    Votes: 2 3.2%
  • T-back

    Votes: 1 1.6%
  • Thong

    Votes: 10 15.9%
  • Granny Panties

    Votes: 4 6.3%

  • Total voters
    63

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What style of underwear should a guy wear for a private checkride? The guy is a white heterosexual if that matters.
 
I chose commando because it was listed twice.
 
Commando. Literally, I quit wearing underwear in Ranger school.
 
I'm answered honestly. I chose boxers but I've often wondered about the comfort of granny panties. (insert sarcastic smiley here)
 
Would that be my grandma's panties or my own grandma panties???
 
I choose to wear a thong. Next time I will read the instructions as I put them on backwards.
 
If your getting your Privates checked, commando just makes the most sense.

And are we all missing the irony of a "poll" about checking privates? yes, I know poll vs pole.
 
I prefer the term " under the butt nut hut"

And how do I vote if I am wearing my choice funnies but am carrying my wife's undies in my pocket with a spare set in my flight bag?
 
This thread proves the point that this site is circling the drain, much like Kenny Rogers' career over the last 20 years.
 
Follow the lead of "Jake from State Farm" and wear khaki.
 
I'm going with a thong on the distraction angle. While you're flying, that wedge of string will keep you squirming enough that you won't get distracted by other things and try to do something stupid.
 
I wonder what Gyrocopter Girl wore on her checkride?
 
Wasn't there another thread about sandals being not appropriate?
 
Why wasn't edible an option? Um, asking for friend
 
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