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I never understood that phrase. Aren't we usually "head over heels?" Wouldn't "Heels over head" be more appropriate?

Looks like an "Unscheduled Disassembly" to me.

Her: Do you drink beer? Him: Yes Her: How many per day? Him: 3 Her: How much do you pay? Him: $5 each including tip Her: How long have you been drinking? Him: 20 years Her: So, 3 beers a day at $5 per beer for a month is around $450 for 20 years is $108,000. Do you realize that with interest...

After getting my IR (many moons ago) I flew two radically different IMC flights. One was in the clouds for ~2 hours, hand flying on steam gauges and VORs. Broke out on final, a few hundred above minimums. I was sweating, but very pleased with myself that I did it and the runway was straight in...

Luckily it missed the Interstate, too!

Rioting in major cities across the U.S. has spread to Naples, a wealthy and artsy Florida retirement community. Protesters marching in Florida’s ritzy Naples led to widespread rioting and looting. Items taken were limited to laxatives, vitamins, hearing aid batteries, reading glasses, energy...

Emg transponder codes - "Hi, Jack" "I can't talk right now." "I'm on fire."

And just how many cameras are pointed at him??

Jim would beam as much Jim Beam as Jim could if Jim could beam Jim Beam.

Since it's all about calories, how about a frozen food diet? The calories used to get the food up to body temperature offset the calories in the food. A frozen Snickers bar would net out to 0. Frozen peas would be negative. Easy-peasy! NOTE: Just joking. I know they're different "calories."

Great white pizza: Three cheese (mozzarella, parmesan, ricotta), broccoli and ham (thinly sliced). Sprinkle a little garlic powder on it and bake.

Fred and Emma were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Fred suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Emma promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out...

Old Doc Geezer An old physician, Doctor Gordon Geezer, became very bored in retirement and decided to re-open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's Clinic. Get your treatment for $500 - if not cured, get back $1,000." Doctor Digger Young, who was positive that...

Along the same line: I pointed out the airport to my wife and said, "There it is. We're going down." Should have said "We're beginning our descent." Boy, she has a long memory!