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    [Humor] Fun "Home Town" Sayings

    Faster than a five-dollar whore on dollar night.
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    Close Encounter Of The Bird Kind.

    When you get up close and personal, they look just like Whoopi Goldberg.
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    Concussion imminent from /headdesking

    Um, and just what is it that powers the motor that spins the drum on the GAS dryer???
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    Concussion imminent from /headdesking

    I would never do business with a pompous ass like you. You sound like a junior high school girl. Jim Spencer Flint, TX
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    Good news for aviation careers

    Forgive me if I'm wrong, but I understood him to say that some of the regional carriers are paying for ATP training.
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    Good news for aviation careers

    I had a nice conversation yesterday with a pipeline pilot who's movin' up to the airlines. I knew they were short of pilots, but it sounds like they're having a fire sale for anyone with a couple hundred hours. Ah, to be young again.
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    Random Fun: What famous people have you met?

    Lester Barnhart, tallest midget in Ellis County.
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    Medical reform is passed out of House

    When I went to my doc, the first thing she said to me was that I'd have to stop masturbating. Why's that, sez I. "Because I'm trying to examine you!!!"
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    Plane dive bombing boaters on north Texas lakes

    Last year on the Fourth, a man and his son were buzzing Lake Palestine and dipped a wheel ----- the plane is still at the bottom of the lake; occupants were seriously injured but survived.
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    Wax in my dog's ear

    I've always used hydrogen peroxide applied with an eyedropper. Work it around with your finger before letting him shake it out. Seems to work well for all my dogs.
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    Fear of Heights and Flying

    No problems ever with flying, but that glass-bottom sidewalk over the Grand Canyon ........ AIEEE !! Can't even look at it on TV.
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    Flight Magazine subscription

    Please get your titles straight. If you're talking about Flying, it's still a great read and a good buy. Don't know about the other one.
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    Barefoot Bandit due for release

    Remember the American kid in Singapore who vandalized cars and had his butt whipped publicly until his shoes were full of blood? Hint: he never did it again. That would be the minimum I'd give this little maggot before letting him breathe our good air.
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    NA Tx Drought

    Sounds like someone is not getting enough fiber in his diet.
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    NA Tx Drought

    China is building a monstrous 700+ mile aqueduct for just that purpose. WOW
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