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I was born at an anti-war rally, my parents named me General Grant. It resulted in two countries going to war to dispute my nationality.*

I have a monument in Washington DC, a place of rest in New York City, and a cabin in Michigan’s “up north".*

If opportunity knocks, and I’m not at home, opportunity waits. I cook 5-minute rice in 3 minutes.*

Using only a magnifying glass, I once single-handedly defended an elementary school from a horde of ferocious army ants. I twice awarded the Nobel Academy a prize.*

Presidents take my birthday off. I’ve been known to remodel airports on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of efficiency.*

My garden maze is responsible for more missing persons than the Bermuda triangle. I am the life of parties that I have never attended.*

I read War and Peace in one day and still had time to build a tree house, complete with a fully finished basement and Bose sound system.*

I can speak French... in German. My passport requi

Distractions include wife, kids, working on my M1.