2-Bit Speed
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Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!
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Zeldman
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Matthew
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I wish I could take credit for this one:
“If you clean out a vacuum cleaner, you are a vacuum cleaner.”
“If you clean out a vacuum cleaner, you are a vacuum cleaner.”
Matthew
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I would have to diagram that sentence.Wouldn't that make you a vacuum cleaner cleaner?
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Yes, my name is Charlie.
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Yes, my name is Charlie.
GaryM
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Daleandee
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If you pick his nose you can get ham boogers ...
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Matthew
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.whose? Eh, doesn't matter. Pass.
"You're so fine, I'd drink a TUB of YOUR bathwater!"
Bill
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I thought butt water was beer. Oh pardon me, that’s Budweiser!
Matthew
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Ahh…. That reminds me of the classic punchline: “Your horse has diabetes.”
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Yes, my name is Charlie.
Matthew
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Sent to my English teacher daughter.Academia... If you can't beat em with logic, baffle em wid horsepucky!
MauleSkinner
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Let us know how she grades it.
Matthew
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All she said was, “Help!”Let us know how she grades it.
Palmpilot
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"If at first you don't succeed, then parachute jumping is not for you."
Half Fast
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Half Fast
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Yeah, I still have skateboard scars, 45 years later.
And my dad was watching when I got the worst ones. I don't think he liked me very much...
SoonerAviator
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Yup scar on my knee and elbow remain to this day from my time with a skateboard. Going fast down a neighborhood hill and caught a rock at the bottom of said hill, no protective gear. Pretty much gave up on skateboarding after that. I used to ride BMX/freestyle and jump all sorts of ramps/half-pipes with no gear and never ate it as hard as I did on that skateboard, lol.
Half Fast
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No one used any protective gear when I was a kid, either.
My worst skateboard wipeout was at Spook Hill in Lake Wales, FL. It's a "gravity hill" were objects appear to roll uphill.
Earlier in the day I'd been doing slow tricks on a concrete basketball court and had my trucks set very loose. I forgot to tighten them when we visited Spook Hill. I rode the shallow gravity hill a few times, then walked to the top of the adjoining steep hill. Due to the loose trucks, the wobbles started about 1/4 way down, and it was fairly rough pavement. When I came off I was probably doing about 25mph or so and I slid a looooong way.
Still have scars on my elbow. The knee scars were obliterated by a motorcycle wreck a few years ago.
Matthew
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Moms and dads have very different thoughts on what it means to “watch the kids”.
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Bob Noel
some didn't survive the accidents. (sorry for the downer...)
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MauleSkinner
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My brothers and I are in our50s…we’re careful talking about some of the stuff we did as kids that we THOUGHT our parents knew about.
