Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

Never leave home without it!
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I don’t. I wanna see the video

EDIT: More I look at this, it could work IF the sticks of lumber were all together and centered. And not strapped to the trailer which they already are not. Distance from the ball to the trailer rack just might be short enough.
 
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Maybe he's gonna put concrete in the back half of the trailer, and he's using the lumber to stabilize his lane changes!

Didja ever think if that, huh? Didja?

Maybe he's smarter than you think! Ha!

Quit picking on people! Meanie!
 
Those could be sausage casings. Inverted means the have been turned inside out and have probably been scraped and cleaned. Sheep intestines are also used for sausage casings. Sometimes it is better to just not know where the stuff we eat comes from. :(
And many of those same people that willingly put stuff in their mouth even though they don't know where it came from loudly refuse to inj . . .
never mind.
Not going there.
 
I don’t. I wanna see the video

EDIT: More I look at this, it could work IF the sticks of lumber were all together and centered. And not strapped to the trailer which they already are not. Distance from the ball to the trailer rack just might be short enough.

I don’t think they’re strapped to the trailer.
 
I am now a believer. Masks save lives.

Friends, please put on a mask -- it really can save your life!

Yesterday, I was out with my girlfriend and on the way passed by my wife. She did not recognize me... these really do work!
 
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A Mafia Godfather learns that his bookkeeper has embezzled ten million dollars. The bookkeeper is deaf.

That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything that he'd ever have to testify about in court. So when the Godfather interrogates the bookkeeper about the missing $10 million, he brings along an attorney who knows sign language.

The Godfather asks the bookkeeper, "Where's the 10 million you embezzled from me?"

The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10 million is hidden.
The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."

The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."

The Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple, cocks it, and says, "Ask him again!"
The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"


The bookkeeper signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!”

The Godfather asks the attorney, "Well, what'd he say?"

The attorney replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."

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