You can't make this stuff up...

[Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe]

https://www.clickondetroit.com/news...ear-old-son-stuck-inside-brownstown-car-wash/

 

[Tarheelpilot]

Must be cold there...

 

[Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe]

Must be cold there...

Naaah. I ended up taking my coat off while working in the hangar because I was getting too hot.

 

[wrbix]

Wow, that writer really knows how to inject some drama into a story!

....slow news day that.

 

[Skywalker]

Perfect day / week to go to a car wash. I am surprised that they are still open. Daytime temperatures have been in the 10s / very low 20s for days now...

 

[Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe]

Gotta love downriver people...

https://www.thenewsherald.com/2022/...-whiskey-while-live-wire-draped-over-vehicle/

 

[Dana]

Gotta love downriver people...

https://www.thenewsherald.com/2022/...-whiskey-while-live-wire-draped-over-vehicle/

If he gets a good lawyer he'll probably get off, since he'll doubtless take the position that he got drunk after crashing... and the cops documented him drinking afterwards but before they tested him.

 

[Charlie Golf]

Pfft, you don't know terror until you get stranded on an escalator during a power outage.

 

[EdFred]

Pfft, you don't know terror until you get stranded on an escalator during a power outage.

 

[Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe]

What was the thought process that lead them to believe that a Goodwill store is a hot target???
https://komonews.com/news/local/two...aling-from-goodwill-pepper-spraying-employees

 

[SkyDog58]

What was the thought process that lead them to believe that a Goodwill store is a hot target???
https://komonews.com/news/local/two...aling-from-goodwill-pepper-spraying-employees

So they were goodwill hunting?