Let'sgoflying!
Touchdown! Greaser!
So many services are surcharged, there are probably only two things which are not!
Why don't you just set your rates at what you need to make your business viable and stop SURprising people with SURcharges??
I won't delve deeply into their Priority doublespeak which amounts to lying to their customers.
"Hey I selected Priority Overnight service and it didn't get there overnight, it took two nights to get there."
"Oh, I see sir - we do not offer one night service to that area"
"But I was charged for the faster service, correct?"
"Yes sir, I'm sorry sir."
"Well, may I request a refund for each of these times I paid for the faster service but was only given the lesser service?"
"Oh, sir - the name we give to the 2-night service in that area is Priority Overnight so you paid the correct amount" (does this guy really have a straight face on right now, or has he hit the mute button so I can't hear him snorting or guffawing at me?)
"So I pay for, and you offer "Priority Overnight" but in fact the package takes 2 nights, is that what you are saying?"
"Yes sir, I'm sorry sir."
<thumping sound as I beat my head into the drywall, carefully avoiding the studs>
Why don't you just set your rates at what you need to make your business viable and stop SURprising people with SURcharges??
I won't delve deeply into their Priority doublespeak which amounts to lying to their customers.
"Hey I selected Priority Overnight service and it didn't get there overnight, it took two nights to get there."
"Oh, I see sir - we do not offer one night service to that area"
"But I was charged for the faster service, correct?"
"Yes sir, I'm sorry sir."
"Well, may I request a refund for each of these times I paid for the faster service but was only given the lesser service?"
"Oh, sir - the name we give to the 2-night service in that area is Priority Overnight so you paid the correct amount" (does this guy really have a straight face on right now, or has he hit the mute button so I can't hear him snorting or guffawing at me?)
"So I pay for, and you offer "Priority Overnight" but in fact the package takes 2 nights, is that what you are saying?"
"Yes sir, I'm sorry sir."
<thumping sound as I beat my head into the drywall, carefully avoiding the studs>