Did MAKG1 take his business elsewhere?

As Jimmy Buffet sings, "it's 5:00 somewhere"!
 
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Nah, I wouldn't waste my one chance with a time machine on something so trivial. Not when I could get the winning numbers for Powerball or something else really important.
 
Yea I’ve heard of similar stories on here where someone’s online presence was quite a bit different than in person.

Yeah, you'll hear many say that about me.

i.e. that I'm even a bigger azzhole in real life than I am here. I know, hard to believe.
 
Me too, I don’t drink...

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink because when they wake up in the morning that's as good as they're going to feel all day." ~~ W.C. Fields or Frank Sinatra, take your pick.

;)
 
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink because when they wake up in the morning that's as good as they're going to feel all day." ~~ W.C. Fields or Frank Sinatra, take your pick.

;)

I thought it was Dean Martin who said that but I have been wrong before. I Woke up this morning with an overhang.
 
Ever drink a little too much for like a week or a month or a year but then you are like "I should knock this off"
So you don't drink for a month but every day you feel hung over as ****?

I think maybe waking up just hurts.
 
And I'm glad eman's glad....well, ya know the rest.
I’m just glad that you haven’t gotten banned again... the board isn’t the same without ya.

Okay, where’s my compliment?
 
I’m just glad that you haven’t gotten banned again... the board isn’t the same without ya.

Okay, where’s my compliment?

Pffttt compliment, you kidding me?! :rofl::rofl::rofl:



But, thanks for that Ryan, appreciate it.
 
I haven't had any alcohol in over a year. I just don't have time anymore. Besides, with all the (prescribed) drugs I am taking now it is a wonder I even have room left over for when I eat...
 
I haven't had any alcohol in over a year. I just don't have time anymore. Besides, with all the (prescribed) drugs I am taking now it is a wonder I even have room left over for when I eat...

Sounds like a personal problem (no alcohol). ;) :D
 
I haven't had any alcohol in over a year. I just don't have time anymore. Besides, with all the (prescribed) drugs I am taking now it is a wonder I even have room left over for when I eat...

My doctor is under strict orders to not prescribe anything I don't absolutely need. I'm 78 and have no wish to make the medical community richer upon my exit.

Do not resuscitate. I wish to go peacefully in my own bed that I built in 1976.
 
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