Hiding in plain sight

[paflyer]

They'll never find him. He's got a two day head start, which is more than he needs. He's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the grail already.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/11/28/inmate-with-skull-face-tattoo-escapes-california-work-crew.html

 

[Zeldman]

Looks like a kid that drew on his face.

But he will make a mistake. He really does not look smart enough to stay hidden in plain sight.

 

[Ravioli]

Believe it or not, I think tattooing is not a cool thing. Smoke some crystal meth? Yah okay. But paying someone to write **** on your body that cannot be washed off? No thanks.

So, Here's this guy with a lovely example. Probably goes over like a turd in a punch bowl at job interviews. IF he would ever attempt to find a job.

Question: Did the "artist" do it for free as a goof, or did he ACTUALLY pay to deface himself? <-- catch that one?

 

[eman1200]

Skully McSkullface

 

[SkyDog58]

A little Indy humor. Sweet.

 

[paflyer]

A little Indy humor. Sweet.

That took longer than I expected. We are old.

 

[frfly172]

He’ll fit right in.

 

[Matthew]

This guy didn't get far:

http://www.kansascity.com/news/local/crime/article47212700.html

 

[mscard88]

Shet maybe he can grow a beard and cover up that mess. Maybe he can't. Maybe he reads (can he read though) POA and I just gave him an idea.

 

[Sac Arrow]

Believe it or not, I think tattooing is not a cool thing. Smoke some crystal meth? Yah okay. But paying someone to write **** on your body that cannot be washed off? No thanks.

So, Here's this guy with a lovely example. Probably goes over like a turd in a punch bowl at job interviews. IF he would ever attempt to find a job.

Question: Did the "artist" do it for free as a goof, or did he ACTUALLY pay to deface himself? <-- catch that one?

We all saw what you did there

 

[UngaWunga]

Probably goes over like a turd in a punch bowl at job interviews.

Do you actually think he goes for job interviews? I can see him in the next cubical, complaining about how the Jenkins Pipeline deployment of his Docker containers is failing to allocate his EC2 instances in AWS because of a permission issue. Yup.

 

[Cooter]

job interviews.

Job interview? You’re so pre-1960. People don’t have to work anymore, they just use your money to get all those things they they want..... which in this case apparently is a horrendous, unhideable tattoo.

 

[paflyer]

I can see him in the next cubical, complaining about how the Jenkins Pipeline deployment of his Docker containers is failing to allocate his EC2 instances in AWS because of a permission issue. Yup.

That's how he ended up in the joint.

 

[UngaWunga]

That's how he ended up in the joint.

Oh I'm sure. I mean, they suggested moving everything to Azure and deserved that punch to the face.