Sac Arrow
Touchdown! Greaser!
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Snorting his way across the USA
Exhibit A:
You will see that this jar of Planter's mixed nuts professes to contain "less than 50% peanuts." It also contains cashews (another useless filler nut), Brazil nuts, pecans, almonds, and hazelnuts.
Exhibit B:
Yeah. Where is all of the good stuff. You can plainly see that most of the remainder of the jar is devoid of almonds, pecans, Brazil nuts, and hazelnuts. SOMEONE HAS BEEN SYSTEMATICALLY MINING THE NUT JAR. I suspect it is probably the same person or persons that also cut donuts. They are just passing the buck. Taking the good stuff and leaving the chaff for everyone else. I think we should assign a nut distribution attendant to ensure that people are taking equal proportions of peanuts and cashews when they get their almonds, Brazil nuts, pecans and hazelnuts. There are a few almonds left. Maybe a few hazelnuts might be hiding in there. The pecans and Brazil nuts are completely STRIPPED. Gone. Sayonara. Adios. Auf Wiedersehen. Ciao. Au Revoir. Tạm biệt. 再见.
There is a larger social issue here. This goes against our equal opportunity policy. The nuts working in the cubicles and offices get equal opportunity, therefore the nuts in the jar should get equal opportunity as well. The offenders need to be caught and counseled.
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You will see that this jar of Planter's mixed nuts professes to contain "less than 50% peanuts." It also contains cashews (another useless filler nut), Brazil nuts, pecans, almonds, and hazelnuts.
Exhibit B:
![IMG_3524.JPG IMG_3524.JPG](https://www.pilotsofamerica.com/community/data/attachments/44/44264-cf80677d3b6036accc96f220bc847242.jpg)
Yeah. Where is all of the good stuff. You can plainly see that most of the remainder of the jar is devoid of almonds, pecans, Brazil nuts, and hazelnuts. SOMEONE HAS BEEN SYSTEMATICALLY MINING THE NUT JAR. I suspect it is probably the same person or persons that also cut donuts. They are just passing the buck. Taking the good stuff and leaving the chaff for everyone else. I think we should assign a nut distribution attendant to ensure that people are taking equal proportions of peanuts and cashews when they get their almonds, Brazil nuts, pecans and hazelnuts. There are a few almonds left. Maybe a few hazelnuts might be hiding in there. The pecans and Brazil nuts are completely STRIPPED. Gone. Sayonara. Adios. Auf Wiedersehen. Ciao. Au Revoir. Tạm biệt. 再见.
There is a larger social issue here. This goes against our equal opportunity policy. The nuts working in the cubicles and offices get equal opportunity, therefore the nuts in the jar should get equal opportunity as well. The offenders need to be caught and counseled.