A conversation using nothing but song lyrics

I want a new drug, one that won't keep me up all night, one that won't make me sleep all day
 
Brown Sugar, how come you taste so good
 
I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
Now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why
'Cause I got high
 
I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
Now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why
'Cause I got high
Them's the breaks, flubbed some takes, made some mistakes.
Called it an evening, just not well spent.
The vicodin is kickin' in, serotonin
may be lacking tomorrow,
I'll deal with that then.

[...]

Sang some tunes and I got a bruise so I licked my wounds
Does that sound familiar? Did it last night?
I know I'll probably never sleep
inside this van that has no heat.
Nobody had any pills for me
or they're holdin' out.

Nauga,
like a little kid with a sheet on tryin' to fly
 
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Lord, I start drinking Friday, start drinking Friday night
But then I wake up on Sunday, child, there ain't nothin' that's right
 
The traffic controller is calling
"Victor-Juliet, your identity
I have you lost in the violent storm!
Communicate or squawk 'Emergency'!"
 
Hand guns are made for killin'
They ain't no good for nothin' else
And if you like to drink your whiskey
You might even shoot yourself...
 
Hand guns are made for killin'
They ain't no good for nothin' else
And if you like to drink your whiskey
You might even shoot yourself...
We’re not so different you and me, with your reckless behavior,
With my reckless behavior...
You behave reckless, please define selfless, remain stressless
No thorny crown, I earned this frown, I’ll show myself the door
I’m at ease with this disease, but am I worse than before?

Nauga,
and a little Moscow Penny Ante
 
I'm tellin ya son,
It ain't no fun,
looking straight down a .44.
 
Happiness is a warm gun
Happiness is a warm gun, mama
When I hold you in my arms
And I feel my finger on your trigger
I know nobody can do me no harm
 
Happiness is a warm gun
Happiness is a warm gun, mama
When I hold you in my arms
And I feel my finger on your trigger
I know nobody can do me no harm
Slumped by the courthouse
with windburned skin
that man could give a f**k about
the grin on your face
as you walk by, randy as a goat.
He's sleepin' on papers
but he'd be warm in your coat.

Nauga,
who probably wouldn't
 
I see a woman in the night
With a baby in her hand
Under an old street light
Near a garbage can
Now she puts the kid away,
and she's gone to get a hit
She hates her life,
and what she's done to it
There's one more kid
that will never go to school
Never get to fall in love,
never get to be cool.
 
Luke carried his Bible in a crown royal bag
He wiped off his brow with an old dirty rag
He'd tell you straight out just the way he believed
Faith in the good Lord was all that ya need
I remember the mornin' he first preached to me
 
Shut up
shut up
shut up
shut up and dance.

Nauga,
who should've waited 'til Pearl Harbor day
 
Do you love me?
(I can really move)
Do you love me?
(I'm in the groove)
Ah, do you love?
(Do you love me)
Now that I can dance
(Dance)

Mark
Who can't dance a lick
 
Dooon't stop skaaaaankin'!

Nauga,
Reely.
 
Along came a young girl
She’s pretty as a prayer book
Sweet as an apple on Christmas day
I said, “Good gracious can this be my luck?
If that’s my prayer book
Lord, let us pray”
 
So now I'm praying for the end of time
To hurry up and arrive
'Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you
I don't think that I can really survive
 
Gone like my last paycheck gone gone away
Gone like the car I wrecked gone gone away
Gone like a fifth of gin gone gone away
Gone like the shape I'm in gone gone away
My baby's gone away
 
I can tell by the way that you switch and walk
I can see by the way that you baby talk
I can know by the way that you treat your man
I can love you baby, it's a cryin...

'Cause it's gone daddy gone, love is gone
Yeah, it's gone daddy gone, your love is gone

Nauga,
violent
 
Looks like I had my fill
Guess I better pay my bill
When I started out I only meant to have a few
Someone just said that you left town
I better get a double round
And yes I guess they oughta name a drink after you
 
It's 3 o'clock at the Triple Rock, another round of watching Paddy talk
It's where you wanna get snowed in when you get
snowed in. Outside it's 10 below, is it day or night? We don't care or know.
All we know is that we don't wanna be
anywhere but here, please don't make us leave.
When in Minnesota and you got a drinking quota.

Nauga,
and Fat Mike
 
and it's all because your mama don't dance
and your daddy don't rock and roll.
 
We come into the world and take our chances
Fate is just the weight of circumstances
That's the way that lady luck dances
Roll the bones
 
There's only one thing you got wrong with you
It ain't the whole world looking at you
Why don't you find yourself a life that's real
Too lazy to work, too nervous to steal
 
And you can walk your cold heart baby out of my life...So long you did me wrong
 
Little sister don't you do what your big sister done..
 
Little sister don't you do what your big sister done..

Hey little sister, what have you done?
Hey little sister, who's the only one?
Hey little sister, who's your superman?
Hey little sister, who's the one you want?
Hey little sister, shotgun


Its a nice for a white wedding.
 
Hey little sister, what have you done?
Hey little sister, who's the only one?
Hey little sister, who's your superman?
Hey little sister, who's the one you want?
Hey little sister, shotgun


Its a nice for a white wedding.

Gooooing to the chapel and we're
Gooooona get maaa-aarried :eek:
 
The preacher asked her
And she said I do
The preacher asked me
And she said yes he does too
And the preacher said
I pronounce you 99 to life
Son she's no lady she's your wife
 
The preacher asked her
And she said I do
The preacher asked me
And she said yes he does too
And the preacher said
I pronounce you 99 to life
Son she's no lady she's your wife

She does it for the thrill of it
She'd rub up on the gentleman,
telling him she likes to get serious
It all starts with a little bit
Her eyes so twinkly, the bite so venomous, she's killin em
Now she all up in your house, man
Using up your cards and fillin your garages
Down by law, no doubt she's a veteran
She's killin em, she's killin em…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-rexyelXOU
 
She's just venom wearin' denim
She's a viper dressed in blue
Tight fittin' jeans are all she needs
To put the bite on you
She's pretty but she's poison
Like a copper-headed queen
She's just venom wearin' denim
She's a nightmare not a dream
 
She's the devil with a blue dress on...
 
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