These are now just amusing...

[Fly Right]

Since I needed to use my secondary email account with HughesNet down I seem to have been favored with the opportunity for vast sums of money via the internet...

From: Novell Frances Anne, 4 Old Church Street,
Chelsea, SW3, England.

Here writes Novell Frances Anne, suffering from cancerous ailment. I am

married to Engineer David Novell an Englishman who is dead. My husband
was into private practice all his life before his death. Our life
together as man and wife lasted for three decades without child. My
husband died after a protracted illness. My husband and I made a vow
to uplift the down-trodden and the less-privileged individuals as he
had passion for persons who can not help themselves due to physical
disability or financial predicament. I can adduce this to the fact that

he needed a Child from this relationship, which never came.

When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of 2 Million
(2 Million Great Britain Pounds Sterling which were derived from his
vast estates and investment in capital market with his bank here in
UK. Presently, this money is still with the Bank. Recently, my Doctor
told me that I have limited days to live due to the cancerous problems
I am suffering from. Though what bothers me most is the stroke that I
have in addition to the cancer. With this hard reality that has
befallen my family, and me I have decided to donate this fund to you
and want you to use this gift which comes from my husbands effort to
fund the upkeep of widows, widowers, orphans, destitute, the down-
trodden, physically challenged children, barren-women and persons who
prove to be genuinely handicapped financially.

It is often said that blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this
decision because I do not have any child that will inherit this money
and my husband relatives are bourgeois and very wealthy persons and I
do not want my husband?s hard earned money to be misused or invested
into ill perceived ventures. I do not want a situation where this
money will be used in an ungodly manner, hence the reason for taking
this bold decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am
going. I know that I am going to be with the Almighty when I eventually

pass on. The Almighty will fight my case and I shall hold my peace. I
do not need any telephone communication in this regard due to my
deteriorating health and because of the presence of my husbands
relatives around me. I do not want them to know about this
development. With God all things are possible.

As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the
bank in UK. I will also issue you a Letter of Authority that will
empower you as the original beneficiary of this fund. My happiness is
that I lived a life worthy of emulation. Please always be prayerful
all through your life. Please assure me that you will act just as I
have stated herein. Hope to hear from you soon and God bless you and
members of your family.you can contact me through my private email
address:novellfranceshouse4all@hotmail.com


Novell Frances Anne.

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CHAIRMAN COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN
CONTRACT ON PAYMENT NOTIFICATION FROM UNITED NATIONS
AND USA GOVERNMENTSIR.
ALLEN SMITH


ATTN: HONORABLE BENEFICIARY,


U.S.A GOVERNMENT, WORLD BANK, AND UNITED NATIONS ORGANIZATION OFFICIAL HAS APPROVED TO PAY YOU PART PAYMENT VALUED $8.5M FOR 2008 FUND APPROVAL.


THE BRITISH PRIME MINISTER IN CONJUNCTION WITH U.S.A GOVERNMENT, WORLD BANK, UNITED NATIONS ORGANIZATION DO HEREBY GIVE THIS IRREVOCABLE APPROVAL ORDER WITH YOUR RELEASE CODE: GNC/3650/02/08 IN YOUR FAVOR FOR YOUR CONTRACT ENTITLEMENT BEEN YOUR INHERITANCE FUND OR AWARD WINNING PAYMENT WITH UNITED NATIONS, TO YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT.



NOW YOUR NEW PAYMENT,UNITED NATIONS APPROVAL NO; NG567P, WHITE HOUSE APPROVED NO: WH5CV, REFERENCE NO.-30295, ALLOCATION NO: 3426 PASSWORD NO: 7644, PIN CODE NO: K875 AND YOUR CERTIFICATE OF MERIT PAYMENT NO: 875, RELEASED CODE NO: 059; IMMEDIATE CITIBANK TELEX CONFIRMATION NO: -8575; SECRET CODE NO: XXTN554, HAVING RECEIVED THESE VITAL PAYMENT NUMBER, THEREFORE YOU ARE QUALIFIED NOW TO RECEIVED AND CONFIRM YOUR PAYMENT WITH THE UNITED NATION IMMEDIATELY WITHIN THE NEXT 72HRS.

AS A MATTER OF FACT, YOU ARE REQUIRED TO DEAL AND COMMUNICATE ONLY WITH MR. CHARLES MAYNARD, HEAD OF INTERNATIONAL REMMITTANCE CITIBANK, NIGERIA, WITH THE HELP OF MONITORY TEAM FROM THE CITIBANK OF NEW YORK WHICH IS OUR OFFICIAL REMITTING BANK, COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN PAYMENT MATTERS IN UNITED NATIONS, HAS LOOK UP TO MAKE SURE YOU RECEIVE YOUR FUND. SO CONTACT: MR CHARLES MAYNARD ON HIS CONTACT INFORMATION, DIRECT CITIBANK TELEPHONE NUMBER: 234-703-968-8709, FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE OF YOUR CONTRACT/INHERITANCE/AWARD WINNING CLAIM BE INFORMED THAT YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CORRESPOND WITH ANY PERSON OR OFFICE ANYMORE, YOU ARE REQUIRED TO SEND BELLOW INFORMATION FOR YOUR TRANSFER.


1) YOUR FULL NAME:
2) ADDRESS, CITY, STATE AND COUNTRY:
3) CONTACT TELEPHONE, FAX AND MOBILE:
4) COMPANY NAME (IF ANY) POSITION AND ADDRESS:
5) BANK NAME:
6) BANK ADDRESS:
7) ACCOUNT NO.:
8) ROUTING/SWIFT CODE NO.:
9) OCCUPATION, AGE AND MARITAL STATUS:
10) COPY OF ANY VALID FORM OF YOUR IDENTIFICATION



NOTE: YOUR PERSONAL CONTACT/COMMUNICATION CODE WITH CITIBANK IS "643" YOU ARE ADVICE TO SEND YOUR FULL BANKING INFORMATION TO THE CITIBANK NIGERIA, INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE DIRECTOR HEADED BY MR. CHARLES MAYNARD AND MAKE SURE YOU SPEAK WITH HIM, WITH YOUR NEW PAYMENT CODE FOR THE RELEASE OF YOUR PAYMENT AND SEND TO HIM ALL YOUR BANKING INFORMATION NOW.


CONTACT PERSON: MR. CHARLES MAYNARD
POSITION: HEAD OF INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE CITIBANK OF NIGERIA.
TELEPHONE OFFICE/BANK: 234-703-968-8709,
EMAIL: citibankofnigeriacbn@i12.com


CHAIRMAN COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN CONTRACT, ON PAYMENT NOTIFICATION FROM UNITED NATIONS AND USA GOVERNMENT.
SIR. ALLEN SMITH

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Dear Friend

This is my second letter to you, my name is VICTOR CARTER, I received a letter
from the SECURITY & FINANCE COMPANY here requesting for the next of kin to my
deceased client. The Letter stated that he made fixed deposit of some amount of
money last two years before his death. The SECURITY & FINANCE COMPANY is aware
of his death, though he was not married, neither did he leave a "WILL" nor
Specified next of kin, the SECURITY & FINANCE COMPANY is anticipating someone
with the same surname to come along for claims. As it is, no one can put up
claims except someone with the same surname and referred from my office. All
efforts to get his family relatives have been abortive. I solicit that you allow
me introduce you as his relative based on the fact that you have the same
surname. He was aged 56. He lived and worked here as a foreigner and requested
to be buried here.

Kindly let me know if you are interested so that I can give you further details
and certain other documents to enable you contact the SECURITY & FINANCE COMPANY
for release of the funds to you. I have spoken with the SECURITY & FINANCE
COMPANY manager on this matter extensively and he is waiting for your
introduction to the SECURITY & FINANCE COMPANY a according to his directives.

All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal through. I
guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will
protect you from any breach of the law and will brief you on the details upon
your response. Furthermore, in Your response include

1; your telephone number for easy and official conversation.
2; your age
3; mailing address
4; sex as well as your occupation

Please if you are interested in this REPLY ONLY TO THIS EMAIL ADDRESS

v_carter3@myway.com

Thanks,
VICTOR CARTER

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TOM LEONG AND ASSOCIATE.
SOLICITOR AND ADVOCATES
NO. 24, JALAN MELAKA RAYA 31,
TAMAN MELAKA RAYA
MALAYSIA
TEL: +60 122 473 440
Email:tomleong.lawfirm01@gmail.com


I am Tom Leong, an attorney at law. A deceased client of mine, that shares the
same last name as yours, who here in after shall be
referred to as my client, died as the result of a heart-related condition on the
11 November 2001. His heart condition was due to
the death of all the members of his family in the Gulf Air Flight Crashes in
Persian Gulf Near Bahrain Aired August 23, 2000 -
2:50 p.m. ET as reported on:http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIP.../23/bn.08.html


I have contacted you to assist in distributing the money left behind by my
client before it is confiscated or declared
unserviceable by the bank where this deposit valued at Seventeen million five
hundred Thousand dollars( US$17.5 million dollars)
is lodged. This bank has issued me a notice to contact the next of kin, or the
account will be confiscated.

My proposition to you is to seek your consent to present you as the next-of-kin
and beneficiary of my named client, since you have
the same last name, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you.
Then we can share the amount on a mutually agreed-
upon Percentage. All legal documents to back up your claim as my client's
next-of-kin will be provided. All I require is your
honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through.

This will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from
many breach of the law. If this business
proposition offends your moral values, do accept my apology. I must use this
opportunity to implore you to exercise the utmost
indulgence to keep this matter extraordinary confidential, whatever your
decision, while I await your prompt response. Please
contact me at once to indicate your interest.

I will like you to acknowledge the receipt of this e-mail as soon as possible
via my private EMAIL: (
tomleong.lawfirm01@gmail.com ) and treat with absolute confidentiality and
sincerity. I look forward to your quick reply.

Best regards,
Tom Leong.
Attorney at Law

......................................

MIBA TYZACK LTD.
Green Lane,Sheffield,
S3 8ST England,
Untied Kingdom.
Phone:+44 (0) 7045704524
Fax: +44 (0) 8715038683
Email: infoservicemibatyzack@yahoo.fr

ATTN: Sir/Madam.

Miba Tyzack Ltd. A member of the Miba Group has a history of over 200 years as a
manufacturer of steel components. With this experience, it has become presswork,
machining and heat treatment specialists in the manufacture of steel plates for
clutchesand brakes for heavy duty industrial, off-highway, agricultural, marine,
aviation and passenger vehicle applications.

Components are manufactured to close tolerances from hot and cold rolled steels,
including high carbon and spring steels, within a general size range of 50 -
750mm dia and 0.5 -12mm thickness. Miba Tyzack is based in Sheffield, England
and export 80% of it's products throughout the world. All employees operate in
teams and actively participate in continuous improvement activities. The
Investors in People standard was implemented in 1998. The Company is well known
through out England as one of the best Steal manufacturing Company.

Due to our ongoing business expansion,we need people from different regions to
work as our agents in their region in other to create a good and reliable medium
between our customers and this company, this is a work at home job an requries
less of your time.The salary for this position is $5,500.00 monthly and a bonus
of $500.00 per transaction.Agents age is one of the factor that also needs to be
considered as most of our customers makes payment in huge amounts.If you are
interested in this position, e-mail us at infoservicemibatyzack@yahoo.fr for
more information.

Full Names...
Company Name(If applcable)...
Contact Address...
Postal Address...
City...State...country....Zip Code...
Age...Sex...Marital Status...
Phone & Fax.....Current Occupation...

Signed,
Raymond Foreman,
CEO, Miba Tyzack Ltd
Green Lane,Sheffield,
S3 8ST England,
Untied Kingdom.
Phone:+44 (0) 7045704524
Fax: +44 (0) 8715038683
Email: infoservicemibatyzack@yahoo.fr

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Dear Friend,
Greetings!
Do accept my apologies if my mail does not meet your personal ethics, I want to introduce myself and this business opportunity to you. My name is Barrister Frank James, a solicitor at law. I wish to know if we can work together.
I would like you to stand as the next of kin to my deceased client who made some deposits to a bank. He died without any registered next of kin and as such the funds now have an open beneficiary mandate.
Fortunately, I am the processing attorney so it will be very easy to make you become his official next of kin. If you are interested you do let me know so that I can give you comprehensive details on what we are to do.
I urgently hope to get your response as soon as possible.
Best regards,
Barrister Frank James,
frankjames52000@yahoo.co.jp
Greetings!!

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Attention Dear,

I have Paid for the delivery fee for your Cheque Draft.but the manager of
Eko Bank Benin told me that before the check will get to you that it will
expire.So i told him to cash $850.000.00 all the necessary arrangement of
delivering the $850.000.00 in cash was made with FEDEX COURIER COMPANY PLC.

Be inform that there are some documents to be secured.The only fee you have
to send to them is $100 usd which will serve as the insurance fee and claims
of affadvite to enable them deliver the parcel to you immediately. Do contact
them and let me know when you have recieve your fund, below is the needed
information to enable them deliver your fund to you immediately.

FEDEX COURIER COMPANY PLC
DIRECTOR Dr.Joseph Anthony
Telephone==229 -970-26760
EMAIL===fedexcouriercompanyp@netcourrier.com)

1.YOUR FULL NAME
2.YOUR HOME ADDRESS.
3.YOUR CURRENT HOME TELEPHONE NUMBER.
4.A COPY OF YOUR PICTURE
5.CURRENT MAILING ADDRESS
Do let me know immediately you receive your consignment that consistyOur
fund that i deposited in the fedex courier company so that we can share the
joy togerther.

BEST REGARD

Mr John Obi
.............................................

Dear Sir/Madam !!!

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Personal Loans with very Minimal Interest Rate as Low as 3% within a 1
year to 30 years repayment duration period to any part of the world.
We
give out loans within the minimum range of $10,000 to the maximum of
$500,000,000USD. Our loans are well insured for maximum security is
our
priority.

Are you financially Squeezed?
Do you seek funds to pay off credits and debts
Do you seek finance to set up your own business?
Are you in need of private or business loans for various purposes?
Do you seek loans to carry out large projects
Do you seek funding for various other processes?

If you have any of the above problems then contact our customer service
at (unionbon@gmail.com)

(unionbon@gmail.com) We can be of assistance to you. but i want you to
understand that we give out loans at an interest rate of 3%.
Borrow anything up to $50,000,000 USD Choose between 1 to 30 years to
repay. Choose between Monthly and Annual repayments Plan. Flexible
Loan
Terms.

Also you are required to fill the loan application form below if you
are interested in getting a loan from us.

{BORROWER'S DATA INFORMATION}

Loan Amount Needed.........
Loan Duration.........
Purpose Of Loan.........
Full Names.........
Country.........
State.........
City.........
Zip/Postal Code.........
Valid Cell Phone Number.........
Address.........
Occupation.........
Monthly Income.........
Gender: Male Or Female.........
Age.........
how did you hear about us.........

Union Bank Easy Loan Funding ServicesE-mail: unionbon@gmail.com

We Await Your Mail Soonest If Interested.

Warm Regards
Mr. Ohimai A.

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So, it looks like I can afford that Aerion now!

http://www.aerioncorp.com/

[Teller]

Geezz Steve, you must be really trustworthy to get offers like that. You'd best start replying to some of those!

[Grant Prellwitz]

Fine, now we start getting spam on PoA, too? LOL!