Just felt like trolling.... - Page 2

Anthony · April 18th, 2012, 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob Noel

Chicago doesn't have pizza.

Nor General Aviation.

Cap'n Jack · April 18th, 2012, 09:01 AM

I've done everything (or claim to have done everything), therefore I know everything and I'll post in nearly every thread!!!

Anthony · April 18th, 2012, 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cap'n Jack

I've done everything (or claim to have done everything), therefore I know everything and I'll post in nearly every thread!!!

lol!

steingar · April 18th, 2012, 09:05 AM

Global warming. Nothing starts a giant multipage argument like global warming.

Bob Noel · April 18th, 2012, 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by steingar

Global warming. Nothing starts a giant multipage argument like global warming.

do we have to wait until Global Warming becomes real before we start the argument?

:-)

Dave · April 18th, 2012, 09:26 AM

Just checked back in this morning after being on the go all day yesterday...

And.. I have to admit.. you guys are creative. Good show.

Man.. the new tires on the motorcycle make all the difference in the world. Maybe I shouldn't let them go to 12,000 miles next time...

Between tires, oil change, service, inspection and all that.. I'm starting to think flying might be cheaper than riding the bike..

steingar · April 18th, 2012, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Doggtyred

Between tires, oil change, service, inspection and all that.. I'm starting to think flying might be cheaper than riding the bike..

Even Hardley Davidsons are inexpensive compared to airplanes (though airplane tires aren't all that expensive, really).

Florida Cracker · April 18th, 2012, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Cap'n Jack

While using hydrogen as a replacement fuel for avgas. Don't forget the merits of New York vs. Chicago pizza.

They call that soupy stuff, pizza?

Threefingeredjack · April 18th, 2012, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Doggtyred

I'm sitting here at the whataburger next to the motorcycle shop getting new tires on the Harley and was browsing the forums...

And started thinking about what would constitute an epic troll thread.

I'm thinking an overhead approach while slipping with flaps on oxygen at Leadville in a King Air 90 while debating proper phraseology with ATC with an expired medical at night would probably do the trick.

Can anyone top that??

Good flying day down here on the third coast. Wish I was current.

Add arguing in a thick Texas,....er I mean Baja Oklahoma, accent and you're golden.

Dave · April 18th, 2012, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Threefingeredjack

Add arguing in a thick Texas,....er I mean Baja Oklahoma, accent and you're golden.

That comes natural.. after 30 years I've got that down pat.. For the first couple years I spoke Hawaiian with a Texas twang...

Dave · April 18th, 2012, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by fgcason

Full throttle brake release then lift off asap. Accelerate to Vx in ground effect then an immediate right turn between trees and remain at Vx to a 400ft altitude gain over the runway elevation. No emergency off airport landing options. Power back to setup for landing. Extremely non stabilized approach, no checklist, lap belts only, aim straight at trees on base until you can resolve small tree branches visually then a 40-45deg bank to short final at 1.2Vso, clear the treetop at the end of the runway by no more than 10 feet, plummet to the 2500ft grass runway you just took off of. Roll to the end, turn 180 degrees, full stop, full throttle and take off opposite direction for another round. Repeat until you're dizzy. License and medical left at home. No call to FSS. All avionics turned off. No sectional. No AFD. When done, pull the mixture on rollout and shut everything down before it stops rolling. Leave the airplane parked in the middle of the runway where it stops all day long until night. Leave the keys on top of the panel and the door unlocked. Never take the keys out of the plane or lock the door for decades. Let an unsupervised 15 year old kid taxi the plane to the end of the runway to wash it.

If that doesn't get you sent straight to webboard hell, nothing will.

We have a new pace setter. Good Job...

Bob Noel · April 18th, 2012, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doggtyred

Man.. the new tires on the motorcycle make all the difference in the world. Maybe I shouldn't let them go to 12,000 miles next time...

I hope you put the same brand and type on the front and back. Mixing brands is unsafe. I was told this by a local motorcycle shop.

I didn't notice any difference in the ride when I put new tires on. But the tires were replaced primarily because of sidewall cracking rather than treadlife.

Steve · April 18th, 2012, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob Noel

Chicago doesn't have pizza.

Nope, but they have hotdogs, without ketchup!

Dave · April 18th, 2012, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob Noel

I hope you put the same brand and type on the front and back. Mixing brands is unsafe. I was told this by a local motorcycle shop.

I didn't notice any difference in the ride when I put new tires on. But the tires were replaced primarily because of sidewall cracking rather than treadlife.

The front was cupped. Made it a little interesting laying over in turns. It was time.

upstateny · April 18th, 2012, 07:50 PM

Verizon is planning to roll out their latest feature for cell phones on May 31st. It's new functions for the * and # keys! Whenever you make a call and get a busy signal, you'll be able to press the * key and listen in on the conversation. If you feel your call is more important, you press the # key. It will disconnect the call and put yours through.

Kimberly · April 18th, 2012, 08:28 PM

All of the above without seat belts on and of course that means they got stuck in the door and are banging against the plane.

Florida Cracker · April 18th, 2012, 09:42 PM

Fred Astaire could really dance, but Ginger Rogers did just as much, and backwards, in heels!

Bob Noel · April 19th, 2012, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Florida Cracker

Fred Astaire could really dance, but Ginger Rogers did just as much, and backwards, in heels!

ok, but she didn't lead.

JeffDG · April 19th, 2012, 08:43 AM

What, nothing about logging PIC?

Bob Noel · April 19th, 2012, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by JeffDG

What, nothing about logging PIC?

With or without a valid medical?

Frank Cason · April 19th, 2012, 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob Noel

I was told this by a local motorcycle shop.

Just be aware that motorcycle shop counter clowns and shop technician neanderthals are not a reliable source of facts. More crap comes out of their mouths in a day than has passed through the entire NYC sewage system since it was first built.

Bob Noel · April 19th, 2012, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by fgcason

Just be aware that motorcycle shop counter clowns and shop technician neanderthals are not a reliable source of facts. More crap comes out of their mouths in a day than has passed through the entire NYC sewage system since it was first built.

consider the title of this thread.

Dave · April 20th, 2012, 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeffDG

What, nothing about logging PIC?

Point taken...

April 18th, 2012, 09:01 AM	Posted in reply to Doggtyred's post "Just felt like trolling...." #27
Cap'n Jack (User ID: Cap'n Jack) En-Route Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Nebraska Posts: 4,083	Re: Just felt like trolling.... I've done everything (or claim to have done everything), therefore I know everything and I'll post in nearly every thread!!!

April 18th, 2012, 09:05 AM	Posted in reply to Doggtyred's post "Just felt like trolling...." #29
steingar (User ID: steingar) Touchdown! Greaser! Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 15,842	Re: Just felt like trolling.... Global warming. Nothing starts a giant multipage argument like global warming. __________________ Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by mere incompetence.

April 18th, 2012, 09:26 AM	Posted in reply to Chip Sylverne's post "Re: Just felt like trolling...." #31
Dave (User ID: Doggtyred) Pattern Altitude Join Date: May 2009 Location: Houston area, Texas Posts: 1,832	Re: Just felt like trolling.... Just checked back in this morning after being on the go all day yesterday... And.. I have to admit.. you guys are creative. Good show. Man.. the new tires on the motorcycle make all the difference in the world. Maybe I shouldn't let them go to 12,000 miles next time... Between tires, oil change, service, inspection and all that.. I'm starting to think flying might be cheaper than riding the bike..

April 18th, 2012, 07:50 PM	Posted in reply to Doggtyred's post starting "The front was cupped. Made it a little..." #40
upstateny (User ID: upstateny) Pre-takeoff checklist Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 228	Re: Just felt like trolling.... Verizon is planning to roll out their latest feature for cell phones on May 31st. It's new functions for the * and # keys! Whenever you make a call and get a busy signal, you'll be able to press the * key and listen in on the conversation. If you feel your call is more important, you press the # key. It will disconnect the call and put yours through. Last edited by upstateny; April 18th, 2012 at 10:55 PM. Reason: typo

April 18th, 2012, 08:28 PM	Posted in reply to upstateny's post "Re: Just felt like trolling...." #41
Kimberly (User ID: kimberlyanne546) Final Approach Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: California Posts: 7,760	Re: Just felt like trolling.... All of the above without seat belts on and of course that means they got stuck in the door and are banging against the plane.

April 18th, 2012, 09:42 PM	Posted in reply to Doggtyred's post "Just felt like trolling...." #42
Florida Cracker (User ID: Florida Cracker) Final Approach Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 5,381	Re: Just felt like trolling.... Fred Astaire could really dance, but Ginger Rogers did just as much, and backwards, in heels! __________________ “…an economy hampered by restrictive tax rates will never produce enough jobs or enough profits.” – John F Kennedy "Compared to some of the giants of history who've received this prize . . . my accomplishments are slight."--Barack Obama, on receiving the Nobel Peace Prize - Unprecedented and Historically slight and shallow. "To anger a conservative lie to him. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth." - Teddy Roosevelt

April 19th, 2012, 08:43 AM	Posted in reply to Doggtyred's post "Just felt like trolling...." #44
JeffDG (User ID: JeffDG) Final Approach Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Oak Ridge, TN Posts: 9,317	Re: Just felt like trolling.... What, nothing about logging PIC? __________________ “It will be of little avail to the people that the laws are made by men of their own choice if the laws be so voluminous that they cannot be read, or so incoherent that they cannot be understood.” ― James Madison

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