Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

[MauleSkinner]

Is anyone within striking distance?

Depends on the frame of reference.

 

[Mahneuvers]

Is anyone within striking distance?

I don't think so. Everyone split.

 

[Half Fast]

I don't think so. Everyone split.

Not everyone. You won’t pin that on me.

 

[Mahneuvers]

Not everyone. You won’t pin that on me.

What? It's not the way you roll?

 

[ElPaso Pilot]

 

[Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe]

 

[Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe]

 

[david.h]

That bowling joke was a real turkey.

 

[MauleSkinner]

That bowling joke was a real turkey.

We’ve collectively moved on from that…stay in the same lane as the rest of us.

 

[DaleB]

We’ve collectively moved on from that…stay in the same lane as the rest of us.

He’s just out of his league.

 

[robin ardoin]

Oh…Jeezus…not again, spare me!

 

[Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe]

"In this dramatization of transcripts from a legal deposition, a lawyer becomes embroiled in an absurd argument about the definition of a photocopier."

 

[Charlie Golf]

It took balls to go back to the bowling puns.

 

[MauleSkinner]

Maybe we need to pin this thread.

 

[SkyhawkJ]

We should clear this frame and start all over again.

 

[AV8R_87]

Go to Taco Bell

 

[Matthew]

 

[MauleSkinner]

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I notice that female superheroes apparently don’t need to pee.

 

[RussR]

"In this dramatization of transcripts from a legal deposition, a lawyer becomes embroiled in an absurd argument about the definition of a photocopier."

Although I do appreciate the ridiculousness of this deposition on both sides, I would add that the actual term "photocopier" hasn't been used in any office I've been in for decades. I would generally call it a "copier". "Xerox" is probably overall an effectively obsolete term as well but newer than the generic "photocopier". I can easily see how a younger employee would question what the lawyer meant by "photocopier" if he's never heard that term - "what, it copies photos?". The lawyer could have saved about 7 minutes of his life by just giving other well-known example words to describe it. You know, like "Xerox", "copier", "all-in-one printer", "mimeograph" (hah!), etc.

 

[aterry1067]

 

[aterry1067]